Sweatshirt

$79.00

Engineered for late nights, lazy mornings, and problematic errands. Cozy enough to replace your blanket, sturdy enough to survive takeout stains, and just stylish enough to fool people into thinking you tried.

Fit Notes: Unisex sizing, based on men’s standards, with minimal shrinkage.

  • Women: size down for a fitted look, or stay true-to-size for that “this was his, now it’s better on me” energy.

  • Men: true-to-size for a clean, classic fit.

  • Want it baggy, cozy, or ready for a Sunday of emotional support snacks? Size up.

TL;DR: Order based on your vibe, not your insecurities. Or, check out our size chart.


Specs: 13.5 oz/450gm Heavyweight Cross-grain Hoodie; 70% cotton/20% polyester

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Engineered for late nights, lazy mornings, and problematic errands. Cozy enough to replace your blanket, sturdy enough to survive takeout stains, and just stylish enough to fool people into thinking you tried.

Fit Notes: Unisex sizing, based on men’s standards, with minimal shrinkage.

  • Women: size down for a fitted look, or stay true-to-size for that “this was his, now it’s better on me” energy.

  • Men: true-to-size for a clean, classic fit.

  • Want it baggy, cozy, or ready for a Sunday of emotional support snacks? Size up.

TL;DR: Order based on your vibe, not your insecurities. Or, check out our size chart.


Specs: 13.5 oz/450gm Heavyweight Cross-grain Hoodie; 70% cotton/20% polyester